id be glad to
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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