Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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