I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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