Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
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