I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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