Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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