butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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