you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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