This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Randomize
