i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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