I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
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