why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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