brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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