It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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