every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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