ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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