so that wasnt chicken after all
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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