oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Randomize
