Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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