No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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