i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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