I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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