Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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