There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Everything about him screamed your future.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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