All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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