He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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