I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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