Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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