Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
My vagina just recognized that song.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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