Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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