Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
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