you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
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