Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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