That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
its liver damage thursday
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