I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
the night ended with taco bell and tears
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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