Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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