Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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