You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Randomize
