i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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