I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
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