Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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