ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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