I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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