glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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