I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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