what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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