Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Is it penis luge time yet?
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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