He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
You dont lie about slip and slides
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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