My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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