there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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