I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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