The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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