Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Randomize
