I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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